Monday, January 7, 2013

Twenty Resolutions

resolution #1 stop threatening to stab people
resolution #2 break the fourth wall as much as possible
resolution #3 eat more Kale
resolution #4 invent more dreams
resolution #5 find out why I am fascinated by chickens and monkeys
resolution #6 find the art in illness
resolution #7 see if resolution #5 and #6 are connected
resolution #8 I forget what 8 is for
resolution #9 take my only chance at going pro
resolution #10 even though it is late be sure to deliver all Christmas hematomas
resolution #11 read a book, again not stabbing related
resolution #12 reflect on the meaning of the universe while burning some incense
resolution #13 lucky 13, let the love of those around sooth the sorrow of the lost that was never had
resolution #14 watch Scrogged with viscous intent
resolution #15 get a massage from Harvey Levin
resolution #16 Lord of the Rings marathon with Smores
resolution #17 Get more clocks, and make sure they are loud. Not stabbing related
resolution #18 address my Ebay monkey purchasing problem
resolution #19 bring back wide ties
resolution #20 the last resolution for the year try ground up cool ranch Doritos as a spice